3 AM conversations

You know you are really tired when at 3 AM you talk to a six moth old baby like they are a suspect in a police investigation. The “conversation” went something like this;

Baby, “waaah, waaah, waaah, waaah…” with arms and legs flapping uncontrollably.

Me, “Look kid, it is 3 AM. This is when we sleep. Now you work it out somehow, but your mother, your sister and I are all going back to sleep. Got it?”

At 6 AM the alarm clock beeped and there were two little babies, sleeping it off. I guess she figured out how to work it out.