Yesterday I saw the funniest exchange on Facebook.
First mother; “I buy the best educational toys I can for my baby and all they want to play with is the kitchen utensils.”
Next, “My kid loves to play with the cardboard box his diapers came in.”
Final mom says, “My son likes to play with his penis.”
And you know, that penis is the best toy a boy could ever hope to have. It will be with him for life, hopefully. What more could a boy ask for? ahhh…the years of enjoyment that little guy is going to have…