Me driving along in my car waiting to pass one of those street sweeper-Zamboni-like trucks: “What a stupid waste of time, energy, and money! Why do they bother?!”

Me riding my bicycle to work: “What the H-E-double hockey sticks is wrong with the people who run this city?! Why can’t they clean up all this garbage and debris along the sides of the road where cyclists are expected to ride?”

And finally, the most difficult part of riding a bicycle to work? Getting me and my bike inside the building with ripping a chunk of flesh off my legs.