Post Rapture Looting Event

Apparently the long awaited “Rapture” is coming soon…maybe even this weekend! And, I am pleased to announce that I have been invited to a “Post-Rapture-Looting” event. I suppose I really need to RSVP soon seeing as some are predicting this weekend will be The Rapture.

I hope this Rapture thing does not interfere with people’s plan for the long weekend including plans to attend the Cloverdale Rodeo. I like for people to go to the Cloverdale Rodeo so that they can get an appreciation for the life that their pulled-pork sandwich and baby back ribs experience before they so generously sacrifice their future so that you can have your lunch.

But back to The Rapture, I hope (might be inappropriate to say that I am praying) that the old axiom that “you can’t take it with you when you’re gone” holds true. If The Rapture does lift a bunch of the Christians off and away it would really make the post-Rapture looting party a bust if all the Christians were raptured-away with their stereo equipment and canned goods.


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