Today we present for your benefit a few sage words of wisdom. First off, quit it with the, “I need…” routine. Get over it. You do not “need” that piece of shit that you are so set on wasting your money on.
Admit it to yourself, you really do not need it. You “want” it. Big difference. Admit it and set yourself free. If you still have the money to buy the piece of shit you are so lustful for, fill your boots and fuel the economy by buying the worthless piece of drivel. That’s it for today.