I was at a barbecue earlier today. The objects being barbecued were hotdogs. The good folks organizing the communal feast were kind enough to recognize and accomodate me being a vegetarian. They brought along veggie dogs for me.
The funny part of this story is that when serving me a veggie dog, the person at the grill said, “I don’t know how you can eat these. What do they put in them?”
Now even if I was not a vegetarian I don’t think “meat” wieners would be part of my diet. When you consider, what part of a vegetable is it that they might put in the veggie dogs that is so disgusting? Which part of a vegetable is so repulsive, especially compared to a “meat” wiener?
A better question might have been, how can you eat the mystery-meat wiener? “All beef”? What part of the beef do they grind so fine that it is beyond any recognition to make wieners?